My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
We live in a very special time right now. At no other time in history has there been such mass disillusionment in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Well right about that time, people, A fur trapper Who was strictly from commercial (Strictly Commershil) Had the unmedicated audacity to jump… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time Somebody say to me (This is a dog talkin' now) What is your Conceptual Continuity? Well, I told… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Let’s be realistic about this, the guitar can be the single most blasphemous device on the face of the earth. That’s why… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
