I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person.… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Decades of indoctrination, manipulation, censorship and KGB excursions haven't altered this fact: People want a piece of their own little Something-or-Other, and,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It's fairly obvious, since Richard Nixon, that there is no such thing as a fair deal for any voter in the United… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I'm vile and perverted. I'm obsessed and deranged. I've existed for years but very little has changed. I'm the tool of the… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Disco satisfied social as well as musical needs. Disco people got to dress up all the time and go to places ...… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image