I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure? — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It's raw, unbridled superstition for these people to claim that words can harm you. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don't… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Decades of indoctrination, manipulation, censorship and KGB excursions haven't altered this fact: People want a piece of their own little Something-or-Other, and,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
There's no reason to assume that my idea of what's better would really be better. I resent it when other people try… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
We live in a very special time right now. At no other time in history has there been such mass disillusionment in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
There's a price you pay for drinking too much, for eating too much sugar, smoking too much marijuana, using too much cocaine,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
People will always have the desire to make rock and roll records, and they'll always have the desire to sell rock and… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
lf you’re going to deal with reality, you’re going to have to make one big discovery: Reality is something that belongs to… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff...Basically what people want to hear is: I love… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Disco satisfied social as well as musical needs. Disco people got to dress up all the time and go to places ...… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins? — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
