Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure? — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
People call me for interviews on censorship type topics all the time, like that Gannette interview.I don't hold myself out to be… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
We live in a very special time right now. At no other time in history has there been such mass disillusionment in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
There's a price you pay for drinking too much, for eating too much sugar, smoking too much marijuana, using too much cocaine,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don't… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The richest people in the world aren't particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren't particularly smart or… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
