Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work... — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set! — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got? — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
