Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Schools train you to be ignorant with style [...] they prepare you to be a usable victim for a military industrial complex… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
![“Schools train you to be ignorant with style [...] they prepare you to be a usable victim for a military industrial complex that needs manpower. As long as you're just smart enough to do a job and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're going to be alright [...] So I believe that…” quote by Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c78/frank-zappa-702_conformity_schools-train-you-to-be-ignorant-with-st_2792127.jpg)
