Inspirational Quotes by Frank Zappa · Page 2

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

— Frank Zappa

You're baloney without the mayo.

— Frank Zappa

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner

— Frank Zappa

Shut Up and Play your Guitar.

— Frank Zappa

Hair growing out every hole in me.

— Frank Zappa

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

— Frank Zappa

The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity

— Frank Zappa

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.

— Frank Zappa

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

— Frank Zappa

Ram it up your poop chute.

— Frank Zappa

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

— Frank Zappa

I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.

— Frank Zappa

It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.

— Frank Zappa

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.

— Frank Zappa

Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.

— Frank Zappa

I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't.

— Frank Zappa

Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work...

— Frank Zappa

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

— Frank Zappa

Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.

— Frank Zappa

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

— Frank Zappa

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

— Frank Zappa

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

— Frank Zappa

One and one is eleven.

— Frank Zappa

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

— Frank Zappa

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

— Frank Zappa