Funny Quote by Frank Zappa Download Open image “If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you” — Frank Zappa ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guitar Ifs Inspirational Love Picks Take me
My first wife said, 'It's either that guitar or me,' you know -- and I give you three guesses which one went. — Jeff Beck Copy Share Image
“A real musician ain’t gonna choose his own guitar like an evil master choosing his slave. The guitar will choose his master and when… — Brenda Sutton Rose Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you'll want to give up the guitar. You'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded.” — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
When people ask me if I have a boyfriend, I tell them it’s my guitar because, really, it’s what I love and it’s what… — Michelle Branch Copy Share Image
Everytime I pick up my guitar, I start playing a random song, but I always finish playing one that reminds me of you — Lockedupoet Copy Share Image
When you just get mixed up & there's too much going on, then it's time to pick up your guitar. — Les Paul Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
