Religion Quotes by Frank Zappa

Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.

— Frank Zappa

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

— Frank Zappa

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

— Frank Zappa

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

— Frank Zappa

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

— Frank Zappa

My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.

— Frank Zappa

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

— Frank Zappa

Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.

— Frank Zappa

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.

— Frank Zappa

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

— Frank Zappa

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

— Frank Zappa

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all…

— Frank Zappa

Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and…

— Frank Zappa

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would…

— Frank Zappa

“The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree…

— Frank Zappa

The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based…

— Frank Zappa

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm…

— Frank Zappa