Skip to content

Children Quotes by Frank Zappa

12 Children quotes by Frank Zappa

All Children quotes Frank Zappa’s page

Frank Zappa’s musings on kids are a quirky blend of satire and genuine curiosity, reflecting his off‑beat worldview. He tackles the absurdities and wonders of growing up with a playful, unconventional tone. The collection is brief, but each quote captures his distinctive, irreverent take on childhood.

Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet

What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?

Image

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

Image

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away…

Image

Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church,…

Image

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.

Image

I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment.

Image

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

Image

Kid's heads are filled with so many nonfacts that when they get out of school they're totally unprepared to do anything. They…

Image

As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person.…

Image

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents —…

Image

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm…

Image

The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based…

Image

Other authors on Children

More by Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Image

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

Image

Very few people do covers of my tunes.

Image

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

Image

Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.

Image

Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.

Image

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in…

Image

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

Image

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

Image

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

Image

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.

Image

Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.

Image

To me absurdity is the only reality

Image

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

Image

Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

Image