Children Quote by Frank Zappa

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'

— Dylan Moran

Just because kids are crazy, don't mean hey aren't sweet

— Anonymous

All my kids do is make fun of me.

— Jamaal Bowman

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My…

— Samantha Bee

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

— Jon Stewart

If you're really worried about the effect of "Silent Night" on the kids, you need a hobby or something, and I'm glad you're pointing…

— Howard Dean

“These kids should be out drinking beer and seeing films and having panty raids and losing virginities and writhing to suggestive music, not making…

— David Foster Wallace

Part of the fun of kids is the craziness, and you've got to embrace that side of it as well.

— Nick Lachey

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and…

— Joan Rivers

Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid.

— Steve Carell

When you have kids, all your plans, everything that you do is for them to have fun.

— Jaime Camil

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum Your children will become what you…

— David Bly