It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions. — Samantha Bee Auditions Copy Share Image
It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life. — Samantha Bee Hired Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show. — Samantha Bee Goes on Copy Share Image
I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid. — Samantha Bee Canada Copy Share Image
I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors. — Samantha Bee Actors Copy Share Image
I was brought up to question things, but I was always a really quiet and shy child. — Samantha Bee Children Copy Share Image
There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category. — Samantha Bee Activist Copy Share Image
I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out… — Samantha Bee Actors Copy Share Image
I can't claim to feel like I've been under some man's thumb in comedy. I've sort of always done my own thing… — Samantha Bee Comedy Copy Share Image
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. — Samantha Bee Billions Copy Share Image
As a viewer myself, I tend to gravitate toward projects that have a really strong voice of a strong creator. — Samantha Bee Creator Copy Share Image
Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a… — Samantha Bee Divorce Copy Share Image
I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if… — Samantha Bee Dreams Copy Share Image
I take my citizenship extremely seriously. I find myself drawn to the Constitution more and more with each passing day of Donald… — Samantha Bee Citizenship Copy Share Image
I think that my love of cooking grew out of my love of reading about cooking. When I was a kid, we… — Samantha Bee Bookcases Copy Share Image
The people I really feel sorry for are all the writers out there who wrote these outrageous comedic romps about a grossly… — Samantha Bee Comedic Copy Share Image
It's very disconcerting to have a camera shoved in your face. It's really discombobulating. If you're the least bit nervous you forget… — Samantha Bee Forget Copy Share Image
I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself,… — Samantha Bee Believe Copy Share Image
We definitely sometimes get stuff that's different that we were expecting. I mean, that's part of the joy and the terror of… — Samantha Bee Different Copy Share Image
You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a… — Samantha Bee Agree Copy Share Image
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else… — Samantha Bee Christian Copy Share Image
Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and… — Samantha Bee Charades Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know… — Samantha Bee Boring Copy Share Image
“I can agree in principle that it's the thought that counts when giving or getting gifts, but I would also like to… — Samantha Bee Life Copy Share Image
I've been a performer in the public eye for many years now and it's much darker. It feels so worse now. It… — Samantha Bee Compassion Copy Share Image
I don't think that comedy is going to affect or change anything. I remember back in 2004 people were like, "How does… — Samantha Bee Affect Copy Share Image
I've talked to a lot of other women in the field of comedy and none of us feel like being a woman… — Samantha Bee Barriers Copy Share Image
I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in… — Samantha Bee Believe Copy Share Image
It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some… — Samantha Bee Goes on Copy Share Image
I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and… — Samantha Bee Capable Copy Share Image
There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are. — Samantha Bee Actually Copy Share Image
When you can agree on one thing, you should have no expectation that suddenly a person is converted to your way of… — Samantha Bee Agree Copy Share Image
I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to… — Samantha Bee Gold Copy Share Image
President Trump - God forbid - the country will be okay, I promise. I don't know exactly what the country will look… — Samantha Bee Country Copy Share Image
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays… — Samantha Bee Birthday Copy Share Image
There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in… — Samantha Bee Hate Copy Share Image
