I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to… — Samantha Bee Gold Copy Share Image
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else… — Samantha Bee Christian Copy Share Image
There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in… — Samantha Bee Hate Copy Share Image
It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life. — Samantha Bee Life Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know… — Samantha Bee Boring Copy Share Image
I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors. — Samantha Bee Actors Copy Share Image
It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions. — Samantha Bee Auditions Copy Share Image
I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself,… — Samantha Bee Believe Copy Share Image
I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if… — Samantha Bee Dreams Copy Share Image
There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death… — Samantha Bee Comedy Copy Share Image
We definitely sometimes get stuff that's different that we were expecting. I mean, that's part of the joy and the terror of… — Samantha Bee Different Copy Share Image
Speaking for myself, I try to go out there on the stage and make jokes with people, so I'm not really thinking… — Samantha Bee Jokes Copy Share Image
You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a… — Samantha Bee Agree Copy Share Image
I can't claim to feel like I've been under some man's thumb in comedy. I've sort of always done my own thing… — Samantha Bee Comedy Copy Share Image
I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out… — Samantha Bee Actors Copy Share Image
Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a… — Samantha Bee Divorce Copy Share Image
I don't think that comedy is going to affect or change anything. I remember back in 2004 people were like, "How does… — Samantha Bee Changed Copy Share Image
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. — Samantha Bee Billions Copy Share Image
I take my citizenship extremely seriously. I find myself drawn to the Constitution more and more with each passing day of Donald… — Samantha Bee Citizenship Copy Share Image
I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so… — Samantha Bee Adults Copy Share Image
When you can agree on one thing, you should have no expectation that suddenly a person is converted to your way of… — Samantha Bee Agree Copy Share Image
It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some… — Samantha Bee Goes on Copy Share Image
