Canada Quote by Samantha Bee

“I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.”

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I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to get the…

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I am a cookbook fanatic.

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Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit…

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There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.

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It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

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Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know this isn't gonna make it. This person is either too long-winded or deathly boring, or they don't have the point of view that supports what you're trying to do in the piece. Or often people misrepresent themselves on…

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I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.

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It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

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I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't…

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I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if you give…

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There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

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A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

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You, of Canada, are building a magnificent record of achievement. My country rejoices in it.

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“Not very long ago I was driving with my husband on the back roads of Grey County, which is to the north and east of Huron County. We passed a country store standing empty at a crossroads. It had old-fashioned store windows, with long narrow panes. Out in front there was a stand for gas pumps which weren't there anymore.…

Alice Munro