Comedy Quote by Samantha Bee

I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to get the…

— Samantha Bee

I am a cookbook fanatic.

— Samantha Bee

Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit…

— Samantha Bee

There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.

— Samantha Bee

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

— Samantha Bee

Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know this isn't…

— Samantha Bee

I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.

— Samantha Bee

It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

— Samantha Bee

I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't…

— Samantha Bee

I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if you give…

— Samantha Bee

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

— Samantha Bee

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

— Samantha Bee