Children Quote by Dylan Moran

You can be funny about your kids without being unkind.

— Frank Skinner

For the sadness in legitimate humour consists in the fact that honestly and without deceit it reflects in a purely human way upon what…

— Anonymous

With children... it is a fact that most parents criticize children more than they laud or congratulate them. We tend to be quick to…

— Anonymous

Children are funny.

— Sean Baker

It was just this interesting, my first, the first time you hear your child in any way criticize you. It's the worst review of…

— Tea Leoni

Comedians have this happy, charmed life, where they're the centre of their own universe and can do what they want, but when you have…

— Richard Herring

Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to…

— Sid Fleischman

Criticism is a destroyer of self-worth and esteem. It is heartbreaking how criticism can wound children and diminish their self-esteem.

— H. Burke Peterson

You need to tune into a different way of being funny for kids. They're learning the rhythm of a joke.

— Graham Linehan

“I was talking about children that have not been properly house-trained. Left to their own impulses and indulged by doting or careless parents almost…

— Patrick O'Brian

You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Children are the best living audience in the world because they are so thoroughly honest.

— Maurice Sendak