I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That's all. You want to have… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I do think it's perfectly natural and human to want to invest belief in something. It's just a facet of who we… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk -… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to visit [Washington]. The Smithsonian has some fantastic archival material on blues music, which I'm really into. There's a… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I wanted to show off - a simple impulse or drive; in much the same way as some kids wanted to play… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Love in all its forms is very difficult ... to express. It changes, obviously. If you’re young, and you’re romantically in love… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I would never really analyse what I do. I leave that to other people - I'm not a critic. I just want… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
It's such a bullshit move. Transparently so. It's obviously supposed to give succor to people who feel pissed off because someone from… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Of course people are angry. Generation upon generation had jobs at steel mills or whatever - things were going on and it… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok,… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
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