[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I have tried... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I love playing in America. I feel having been there a few times that I "get" America a lot more than I… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I know there's similar dissatisfaction in America. There's a lot of white people who come from blue collar backgrounds and who feel… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
You can see desperation in people who are too eager to laugh because they're in such a hurry not to look at… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Home gigs can be hard because it's an odd collision. More than anything, I feel self-conscious when my family are in the… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The measure of a conversation is how much mutual recognition there is in it; how much shared there is in it. If… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good at… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
It's such a bullshit move. Transparently so. It's obviously supposed to give succor to people who feel pissed off because someone from… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok,… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
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