The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
People do need a social license to go, "Ha ha ha," and have a good time. It's a strange thing. There's a… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Stand-up came naturally to me because people in Ireland talk. But that's not talking on panel shows; it is structured fun. It… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I have to say, as much I am respectful of people's faith and the idea of it being necessary for them, but… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I'll have to look into [Washington] D.C. a bit more. I know it's given over to the administration and the bureaucracy connected… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
And yet, people still turn to Jesus. You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I find it incredibly boring when people are mean about some individuals, especially if the individual has no power. I can understand… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I know there's similar dissatisfaction in America. There's a lot of white people who come from blue collar backgrounds and who feel… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I always try to address where I am. I'll talk to the people and try to find out what it is about… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Home gigs can be hard because it's an odd collision. More than anything, I feel self-conscious when my family are in the… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
What is universal can be surprising. Over time you find the kind of stuff which has people thinking 'That is just something… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
You can see desperation in people who are too eager to laugh because they're in such a hurry not to look at… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I do think it's perfectly natural and human to want to invest belief in something. It's just a facet of who we… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The measure of a conversation is how much mutual recognition there is in it; how much shared there is in it. If… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
All the shy people are doomed! Natural selection favors the loud and the aggressive — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways. We're very nervous about them. You know, people go, "Don't go outside! Or… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I just wish I had longer. It's very frustrating. As you know, to people over here, cities like [Washington] D.C. are iconic.… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good at… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok,… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
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