Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody; I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I do think it's perfectly natural and human to want to invest belief in something. It's just a facet of who we… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
What is universal can be surprising. Over time you find the kind of stuff which has people thinking 'That is just something… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and think, 'What… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I have to say, as much I am respectful of people's faith and the idea of it being necessary for them, but… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I find it incredibly boring when people are mean about some individuals, especially if the individual has no power. I can understand… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I think I still get something from the original broadcaster but I'm certainly not aware of any Netflix van driving to my… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a theatre comic instead of club comic because I tend to talk for a bit before I… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I have used that song ["50ft Queenie"] and I'm a big PJ Harvey fan. I think she's fantastic. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope? — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good at… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I'm really not big on nationalism, to be honest with you. I really don't think it gets people anywhere except near a… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Love in all its forms is very difficult ... to express. It changes, obviously. If you’re young, and you’re romantically in love… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok,… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
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