Comedy Quote by Dylan Moran

Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.

— Dylan Moran

Women do so much aesthetically to attract men that they sometimes overlook the simple things, like cooking.

— Tony Rock

Soup not only warms you and is easy to swallow and to digest, it also creates the illusion in the back of your mind…

— Marlene Dietrich

Sometimes women don't take the initiative that they should.

— Kathleen Kennedy

Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal.

— Jay Leno

I think a lot of women would like to eat like a man, especially on a date. But they're probably afraid to. But a…

— Michael Urie

I still think there is a huge emphasis on how women look, whether it's fitting a certain mold to play a certain type of…

— Lily Collins

Soup is cuisine's kindest course. It breathes reassurance; it steams consolation; after a weary day it promotes sociability, as the five o'clock cup of…

— Louis Pullig De Gouy

A soup like this is not the work of one man. It is the result of a constantly refined tradition. There are nearly a…

— Willa Cather

I feel like these females use the same techniques to attract a guy which is trying to have a big booty an buy exspensive…

— Keondre Keyy

The very qualities that make it harder for women to get elected - not being part of the old boy's network - gives them…

— Madeleine M. Kunin

It's truly disheartening to me to see so many beautiful women who have no idea what their potential is.

— Lauren Jauregui