Charmed life Quote by Richard Herring

A lot of comedians get a bad rep once they have kids and that's all they talk about, and people are like, 'I don't…

— Tig Notaro

For some reason, comedians are still children. The social skills somehow never reach us, so we say exactly what we think without weighing the…

— Bob Newhart

“Comedians in their infancy are generally selfish, irresponsible, emotionally retarded, morally dubious, substance-addicted animals who live out of boxes and milk crates. They are…

— Marc Maron

I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

— Bob Newhart

We have reached a very cynical era of comedy. The Muppets have proven, for 40 years, that you can get laughs without ever doing…

— Jason Segel

Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude.

— Etta James

You can be funny about your kids without being unkind.

— Frank Skinner

I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

— Jim Gaffigan

If I was reading a book about a comedian, I wouldn't really care too much about their childhood.

— Lee Mack

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

— Elayne Boosler

I've heard a lot of comedians were young when their parents divorced, or when a parent died or was killed. It forces you to…

— Fred Willard

I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their…

— Kristen Schaal