Airline Quote by Frank Zappa Download Open image “You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.” — Frank Zappa ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Airline Alcohol Alcohol drinking Alcoholism Beer Beer and love Beer and wine Beer drinkers Beer drinking Beer love Booze Brewers Brewing Brewing beer Cocktail drinks Cocktails College drinking Country Craft beer Don't drink alcohol Drank Drink Drinkers Drinking Drinking alcohol Drinking beer Drinking funny Drinking whiskey Drinking with friends Drunk Drunk man Funny alcohol Funny bar Funny beer Funny beer drinking Funny drinking Great alcohol Great beer Great drinking Hops Inspirational Irish beer Liquor funny Nuclear weapons Patriotism Prohibition Pubs Real Short beer Short drinking Shots drinking Whiskey Whiskey drinking
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
You can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an airlineit helps if you have some kind of a football team,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
When I was young, I overheard a Brit say Canada wasn't a real country because it doesn't have any poets. Even then, I kind… — David McFadden Copy Share Image
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. — Ian Botham Copy Share Image
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap; and none sober, where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage. It… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
One of the Internet's highest-profile companies, Priceline once dreamed of transforming the way consumer goods are bought and sold by offering customers the chance… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
Juan Tripp was a friend. Good name for an airline man, huh? Juan Tripp after another? — Fay Wray Copy Share Image
Most big companies don't like you very much, except hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don't like you at all. — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product. Fine: we… — George Will Copy Share Image
Be Luke Skywalker, not Darth Vader. Ultimately love is stronger than evil. — Don Burr Copy Share Image
As a businessman, Frank Lorenzo gives capitalism a bad name. — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
I have an 800 freephone number now that I call if I get the urge to buy an airline stock. I call at two… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground. — Naomi Campbell Copy Share Image
Can a physicist visualize an electron? The electron is materially inconceivable and yet, it is so perfectly known through its effects that we use… — Wernher von Braun Copy Share Image
Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
