Bars drinking Quote by Frank Yankovic Download Open image “In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.” — Frank Yankovic ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bars drinking Beer Being irish Drink Funny irish Heaven Inspirational Irish beer Irish drinking Irish proverbs
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth. — Liza Minnelli Copy Share Image
If I could have a beer with Jesus. Heaven knows Id sip it nice and slow. Id try to pick a place that aint… — Thomas Rhett Akins Copy Share Image
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol. — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk, when we get drunk we pass out, when we pass out, we commit no sin, when we commit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough Copy Share Image
