Acting Quote by Charles Madigan

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their…

— Margot Leitman

Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland.

— Anonymous

They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

— Conan O'Brien

St. Patrick, bringing the religion to Ireland, this is what we should celebrate.

— Frank McCourt

It's such a shame, really, because we were known for our country of saints and scholars, and we grew up with such a great…

— Katie Taylor

On this day, millions of people...throughout the world will gather to commemorate the life of Patrick, patron saint of Ireland. From his days as…

— George W. Bush

“Legend tells us that the High King of Tara, who ruled supreme over all the Kings of Ireland, looked out from his castle one…

— Carole Carlton

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.

— Shane Leslie

Making it [St. Patrick's Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an ok day if you're looking for a quiet tavern to…

— Jon Stewart

Happy St Patrick's Day May the Irish luck be yours, on St.Patrick's Day.

— Anonymous

It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end.

— Anonymous

St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic.

— Anonymous