Irish drinking Quotes

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer…

— Mark Twain

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

— Frank Yankovic

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.…

— J. P. Donleavy

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

— Ed McMahon

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

— Brendan Behan

Work like you don't need the money.

— Joseph Joubert

This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.

— Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

— Brendan Behan

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

— Joe E. Lewis

Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.

— Oscar Wilde

Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.

— Dario Fo

When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish…

— Barry McCaffrey