Alcohol Quote by Ed McMahon Download Open image “God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.” — Ed McMahon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcohol Being irish Drinking Drinking funny Drunk Funny drinking Funny irish Great drinking Ireland and the irish Irish drinking Ruling Ruling the world Whiskey Whiskey drinking World
“It takes a lady of a certain age to contain the stuff [whiskey]. Particularly the Irish. No offense but a bit of weathering and… — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
“He downed the rest of his drink and poured himself another from the bottle of whisky room service had brought up: Jameson. The only… — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink… — Maria Edgeworth Copy Share Image
The poor silly-clever Irishman takes off his hat to God's Englishman. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
They're a dark people with a gift for suffering way past their deserving. It's said that without whiskey to soak and soften the world,… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“...books, ingeniously coupled with music and alcohol, enabled the Irish to transcend reality.” — Joe Queenan Copy Share Image
“In becoming an Irishman, Patrick wedded his world to theirs, his faith to their life…Patrick found a way of swimming down to the depths… — Thomas Cahill Copy Share Image
“the closure of Irish whiskey’s two biggest markets and the general restriction of trade from the two world wars, combined with most Irish distillers’… — Lew Bryson Copy Share Image
It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard… — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
All Americans need a sense of place. That's what makes our physical surroundings worth caring about. — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
The image of a community is fundamentally important to its economic well-being. If all places look alike, there's no reason to go anywhere. — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of… — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
Like Venice, Italy, New Orleans is a cultural treasure. And everyone who lived in the city should be allowed to come back. But that… — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on. — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
Tourism is the sum total of the travel experience. It is not just what happens at the destination. It involves everything that a person… — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married. — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love! — Arthur Rimbaud Copy Share Image
And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine. — John Milton Copy Share Image
[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not… — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I… — Tyson Beckford Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are… — Michael Botticelli Copy Share Image
I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image