Great drinking Quotes

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

— Leo Durocher

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

— Noel Coward

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

— Richard Pryor

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

— George Bernard Shaw

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.

— Thomas Jefferson

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

— Ed McMahon

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.

— Dorothy Parker

Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!

— Winston Churchill

BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts…

— Ambrose Bierce

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

— N. F. Simpson

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

— Richard Burton

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

— Benjamin Franklin

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.

— Jimmy Breslin

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.

— H. L. Mencken

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

— Ernest Hemingway

We drink [to] one another's health and spoil our own.

— Jerome K. Jerome

Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

— Maya Angelou

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie…

— P. J. O'Rourke

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

— Albert Einstein

There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.

— Oscar Wilde