Barrels Quote by J. P. Donleavy

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.

— J. P. Donleavy

Hoping they bury me with ammunition, weed, and shells. Just in case...

— Tupac Shakur

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.

— W. C. Fields

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead...While you do not know life, how can you…

— Confucius

They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand.

— Ben Schwalb

If you visit the killing floor of a slaughterhouse, it will brand your soul for life.

— Howard Lyman

& if I died tonight, would you even bother to pray for my drunken soul?

— Broken Soul

I guess you ought to be careful about cussin the dead. I would say at the least there probably ain't no luck in it.

— Cormac McCarthy

If I were dead, I would be the last to know.

— Paul McCartney

“Or you can fake your own death," Bill suggested. "Because really, that's the most cathartic resolution—if all your friends and family think you're dead.…

— Jordan Castillo Price

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it.…

— Mark Twain

I'm a product of my Irish culture, and I could no more lose that than I could my sense of identity.

— Gabriel Byrne