Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer. — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime. — Charlie Papazian Copy Share Image
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer Copy Share Image
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the… — Hugh Hood Copy Share Image
The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.… — J. P. Donleavy Copy Share Image
“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because… — Dick Masterson Copy Share Image
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch Copy Share Image
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough Copy Share Image
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. — Fritz Maytag Copy Share Image
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
