Alcohol Quote by Nancy Astor Download Open image “Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.” — Nancy Astor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcohol Alcohol addiction Alcohol drinking Alcoholics Alcoholism Bars drinking Beer Beer drinking Brewing beer Drink Drinking Drinking alcohol Drinking beer Drinking funny Drinking poison Funny alcohol Funny bar Funny beer Funny beer drinking Funny drinking Funny strong women Great beer Husband Husband and wife Ifs Marriage My husband My wife Poison Retorts Short beer Short drinking Tea drinking Wives and mothers Your husband
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. — Exchange Between Lady Astor And Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you! — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself. — Emmeline Pankhurst Copy Share Image
Would you care for something to drink?” “Is it poisoned?” “It’s Saturday,” I said. “We only serve poison during the week. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Oh, mercy. If it catches you in the wrong frame of mind, the King James Bible can make you want to drink poison in… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Nobody wants me as a Cabinet Minister and they are perfectly right. I am an agitator, not an administrator. — Nancy Astor Copy Share Image
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but… — Nancy Astor Copy Share Image
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. — Nancy Astor Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a strictly woman's problem. Any question affecting the welfare of society is a woman's problem. — Nancy Astor Copy Share Image
My vigor, vitality and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. — Nancy Astor Copy Share Image
I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate. — Nancy Astor Copy Share Image
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman. — Nancy Astor Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love! — Arthur Rimbaud Copy Share Image
And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine. — John Milton Copy Share Image
[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not… — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I… — Tyson Beckford Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are… — Michael Botticelli Copy Share Image
I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
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