Funny bar Quotes

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

— Nancy Astor

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

— Winston Churchill