Funny beer drinking Quotes

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

— Adolphus Busch

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

— Ernest Hemingway

He that buys land buys many stones, He that buys flesh buys many bones, He that buys eggs buys many shells, But…

— John Ray

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

— Celia Rivenbark

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

— Nancy Astor

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

— Anonymous

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

— Joe E. Lewis

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

— Thomas Jefferson

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

— Winston Churchill

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be…

— Benjamin Franklin

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

— John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

— Edgar Allan Poe