Alcohol Quote by Winston Churchill Download Open image “Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.” — Winston Churchill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcohol Alcohol addiction Alcohol drinking Alcoholics Alcoholism Alcoholism funny Bars drinking Beer Beer drinking Brewing beer Drink Drinking Drinking alcohol Drinking beer Drinking funny Funny alcohol Funny bar Funny beer Funny beer drinking Funny drinking Great beer Ifs Marriage My wife Short beer Short drinking Wife
Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Fuck That! You'd be jackin' me quick. I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, — Insane Clown Posse Copy Share Image
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup. — Eric Morecambe Copy Share Image
I used to get tired of drinking iced tea, so I'd ask my wife if we had some lemonade, and I would just dump… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at the most Three and I'm under the table Four… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
If I had been an Italian I am sure that I should have been whole-heartedly with you from the start to finish in your… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I play for high stakes and given an audience - there is no act too daring or too noble. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The American Constitution declares 'All men are born equal.' The British Socialist Party add: 'All men must be kept equal'. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
God alone knows how great it is. All I hope is that it is not too late. I am very much afraid that it… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
When you're 20 you care what everyone thinks, when you're 40 you stop caring what everyone thinks, when you're 60 you realize no one… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
People who are not prepared to do unpopular things and defy the clamor of the multitude are not fit to be ministers in time… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love! — Arthur Rimbaud Copy Share Image
And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine. — John Milton Copy Share Image
[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not… — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I… — Tyson Beckford Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are… — Michael Botticelli Copy Share Image
I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image