Short drinking Quotes

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.

— Dorothy Parker

Life is too short to drink bad wine.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

— Louis Untermeyer

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

— Ernest Hemingway

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

— Winston Churchill

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

— Nancy Astor

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

— Don Johnson

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

— W. C. Fields

A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink,…

— M. F. K. Fisher