Fat women Quote by Dick Masterson

“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.”

— Tom Robbins

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

— Ed ONeill

Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is…

— Dylan Moran

“Beer's nice for being glad and dizzy, and sometimes for the mystery and stuff, but the happy that comes out of a beer can…

— Tom Robbins

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

— Gerard Way

“I am always baffled when people say to me, “I don’t like beer,” for they might just as easily say “I don’t like food.”…

— Charles W. Bamforth

“I drink beer not to get drunk or because i have stress, i drink beer just because i want to share good ideas with…

— Ntambara Sylvestre Owen Berbason

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

— Kinky Friedman

“Without a bellyful of liquor, all I am is a woman who cracks stupid jokes to make up for being shy.”

— Katie Crouch

I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability.

— John Nash

Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his delight to…

— Stephen Mansfield

Beer is nasty.

— Rob Gronkowski