Stupid jokes Quote by Katie Crouch

“Its funny whenever people who have'nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I'm not as shy…

— Kenny D. Eichenberg

“You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and confess their…

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.”

— Michael Summers

“I wasn't about to admit to the lady I was hoping to impress that I wished to be a man of business. I wasn't…

— Alissa Johnson

“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and swallowing, which…

— Jarod Kintz

“Women. Even their drinks are complicated.” He”

— Cindy Sample

“I don't ever drink alone. It's not much fun. And I don't think I will until I am an alcoholic.”

— John Steinbeck

“if you can make a women laugh, you can make her do anything”

— sujitha

“Behind every successful woman are several confused men who give her something to make fun of.”

— Sarah Miller

“when you get to the bar, your friend stares at the menu and orders nothing, and you are forced to say, “Aren’t you drinking?”…

— Jami Attenberg