Comedy Quote by Haruki Murakami

If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.

— Haruki Murakami

One of the marvelous things about Churchill is that whatever he was doing, whether fighting or arguing or despairing or bouncing about full of…

— Paul Johnson

Comedy is a wonderful device for distance that allows us to look at what we're talking about with some degree of distance and hopefully…

— Alexander Payne

Rob and I both have a problem with taking jokes too far.

— Ayda Field

My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I…

— Joel Klein

“I was on the first one when I felt his fingers encircle my wrist. “Sophie, come on. I don’t want to fight with you.”…

— Rachel Hawkins

“We are not perfect. We are going to argue sometimes & have our problems but I'm never going to stop loving you. We are…

— Himanshu Kohli

“All of a sudden Yutaka realized he had created a cloud of dust all around him. Oh no! No! This sucks. This blows more…

— Koushun Takami

All my friends tell me that I got to move on what they don't understand is it's hard when the memories of him is…

— Prettylilvampire

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

— Ray Romano

It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a…

— Nick Hornby

I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn't embarrassed, because it was the truth. I…

— Kami Garcia

I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a…

— Mel Brooks

“She leaned into my shoulder. "Maybe you don't have to be a Caster to have power." I pushed her hair behind her ear. "Maybe…

— Kami Garcia & Margaret Stohl

I like the idea of using cool cyberpunk stuff to tell really stupid jokes.

— Zoe Quinn