Stupid jokes Quote by Haruki Murakami

“In my normal world, cars do not go off the road and explode. Please, do not insult my intelligence.”

— K.J. Cales

“laughed aloud. “Don’t worry, Mr. Moroni. It’s as safe as an automobile.”

— Harold Robbins

“The girl was fast, I’d give her that. But even I couldn't outrun a Buick.”

— Melissa Wright

“Let me do the talking, but follow my lead," said the Doctor. "You're my assistant. Your area of expertise is car mechanics." "But I…

— Mark Speed

“My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.” “This isn’t a car,” he pointed out.”

— Greg Cox

“Automobiles are unreliable and dangerous slaves. They frequently revolt and kill their masters. I hate them.”

— Michael D. O'Brien

“grinned. “If I’m driving, we can.”

— Jude Watson

“She kept laughing all the way to her car, but I couldn’t move.”

— Tijan

“She couldn’t get that I wanted a car that was a little broken. When something starts out perfect, it usually lets me down.”

— Chelsea Sedoti

“You’d think I was the first sixteen-year-old ever to drive a minivan through the kitchen the way my parents were acting. Seriously. It’s had…

— Erin Lynn

“I speed sometimes,” I muttered to myself as I rounded the car. “I even speed through yellows.”

— Megan Erickson