I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I like the idea of using cool cyberpunk stuff to tell really stupid jokes. — Zoe Quinn Copy Share Image
“Sumire frowned and sighed. “If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn't embarrassed, because it was the… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
“All of a sudden Yutaka realized he had created a cloud of dust all around him. Oh no! No! This sucks. This… — Koushun Takami Copy Share Image
It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and,… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great… — Joel Klein Copy Share Image
One day youre going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She wont even notice you because shes… — Elisabeth Van Den Abeele Copy Share Image
Take CHANCES, tell the TRUTH, say NO, date someone totally WRONG for you. spend all your CASH, fall in LOVE, CRY, get… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All my friends tell me that I got to move on what they don't understand is it's hard when the memories of… — Prettylilvampire Copy Share Image
It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“We are not perfect. We are going to argue sometimes & have our problems but I'm never going to stop loving you.… — Himanshu Kohli Copy Share Image
“Ana feels like pushing her neighbour up against the wall and telling him that the locker room where those boys sit telling… — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“She leaned into my shoulder. "Maybe you don't have to be a Caster to have power." I pushed her hair behind her… — Kami Garcia & Margaret Stohl Copy Share Image
“I was on the first one when I felt his fingers encircle my wrist. “Sophie, come on. I don’t want to fight… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it? — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“Without a bellyful of liquor, all I am is a woman who cracks stupid jokes to make up for being shy.” — Katie Crouch Copy Share Image
“And you know, I love you, too,” Wes told him. “And you know how I mean that, so no making any stupid… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes. — Jean-Pierre Jeunet Copy Share Image
There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
Take chances. tell the truth. say no. date someone totally wrong for you. spend all your cash. get to know someone random.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s… — Elisabeth Van den Abeele Copy Share Image
“He'll put a real smile on your face, the one that lights up your eyes. He'll make you laugh everyday, tell you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Take Chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random.… — Camilia Copy Share Image
