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“There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.” quote by Jon Glaser — Download Open image

“There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.”

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For the most part, people don't know who I am.

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If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids.

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I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there.

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Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew.

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If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.

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It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing…

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What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.

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I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own…

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If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

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There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and…

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Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.

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Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon.…

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In case of emergency , Break Dance!

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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

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