Comedy Quote by Seth MacFarlane

I try to write three jokes every morning, although I don't know what they are. I write them as fast as I can, then…

— Anthony Jeselnik

I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four…

— Joss Whedon

The inside jokes weren't jokes anymore. they had become stories

— Stephen Chbosky

The inside jokes weren't jokes anymore. They had become stories. Nobody brought up the bad names or the bad times. And nobody felt sad…

— Stephen Chbosky

There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that…

— Jon Glaser

Good late-night humor can work at any time of the day.

— Rich Eisen

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is…

— John Oliver

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

— Dane Cook

There's a fraudulent root element of comedy in that we say things night after night as though they are rolling effortlessly from the brain…

— Doug Stanhope

People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes.…

— Nick Thune

It's way more fun to tell jokes for an hour than it is to sit in a room and bash your head against the…

— Neal Brennan

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to…

— Alan Coren