Assuming Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

— Ron Shock

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then…

— Zach Galifianakis

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

— David E. Kelley

I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can…

— Ed O'Neill

I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself.

— James DeGale

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

— Peter David

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were…

— Wanda Sykes

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

— Marc Maron

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

— Glenn Howerton

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking .

— Anna Torv