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Jon Glaser

(1968) Actor United States

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Jon Glaser is an actor from the United States, best known for My dead dad was in ZZ Top.

Quick Facts About Jon Glaser

Born: June 20, 1968
Nationality: United States
Profession: Actor
Notable works: My dead dad was in ZZ Top
Known for: Friendship

About Jon Glaser

Jon Glaser is an American actor, comedian, and writer. He is best known for his work as a writer and sketch performer for many years on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, creating and starring in the Adult Swim series Delocated and Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter as well as the truTV series Jon Glaser Loves Gear.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Jon Glaser

For the most part, people don't know who I am.

Am

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If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids.

Crazy

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I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there.

Bother

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Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew.

Casts

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If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.

Ifs

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It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if…

Audience

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What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.

Art

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I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear…

Beautiful

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If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

Audience

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There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on…

Being

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Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.

Change

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"Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives…

Cool guy

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I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's…

Children

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There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on…

Jokes

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I'm sort of known in the comedy community as 'Smooth Sailing,' just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at…

Always

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I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.

Fun

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I'm sort of known in the comedy community as "Smooth Sailing," just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at…

Buddy

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I always feel like I'm forgetting things.

Feels

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There's a big difference to me between the people who are famous and just accept the fact that it comes with the…

Accept

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For me, it feels like my ideas are more specific to random thoughts or single ideas I might have, as opposed to…

Absurdity

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