Ifs Quote by Jon Glaser Download Open image “If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.” — Jon Glaser ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ifs
As I said, if you don't stand up for yourself, people aren't going to think that you can stand up for them. — Sidney Blumenthal Copy Share Image
Stand-up is cool. In stand-up, you get to learn about yourself if you do it from a thoughtful place. — Ramy Youssef Copy Share Image
When you stand up for yourself, you are standing up for everyone who will follow your positive example! — Doreen Virtue Copy Share Image
That’s what we were told—stand up for yourself. But that’s hard to do if you don’t know who you are. — Shane Koyczan Copy Share Image
If you dont stand up for yourself, how can you expect others to stand up for you? — Rashida Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to stand up for yourself even if it means standing alone. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience. — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
"Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon.… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
Women still, when they have breast cancer, go to work; they still lead their lives. They have to. I just did what I was… — Monica Potter Copy Share Image
Most of us are convinced that we are our egos, which is who we think we are. The ego is part of our incarnation.… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
Histories never conclude; they just pause their prose. Their stories are, if they are truthful, untidy affairs, resistant to windings-up and sortings-out. They beat… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
If we gave up our freedom as the price of security, we would no longer be the great nation that we are. — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
If my campaign is not in the debate, we will not be talking about how we really fix this problem of endless and expanding… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action. If you know these… — William Bernbach Copy Share Image
