Feet Quote by Alan Carr

Stand-up keeps you on your toes because it's instant. With TV and movies, you have to wait for the numbers to come in to…

— Mo'Nique

Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.

— Jack Black

When you're doing stand-up, you achieve an intimacy with the audience you can't get on TV. There's not a better feeling in the entire…

— Bill Engvall

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

— Louis C. K

I really like doing stand-up, because it gives you an immense amount of freedom. You haven't got anyone telling you what to do. It's…

— Sean Lock

When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an…

— Joe Rogan

Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control…

— Gabriel Iglesias

If you're only doing showbiz stuff and you're not having a real life, it's like what are you talking about during standup on stage?

— Sarah Sherman

When I'm not filming anything or on the road doing stand-up, I'm usually doing stand-up shows every night - usually a few shows a…

— Judah Friedlander

I think I'm better at live shows than I used to be because I'm way more comfortable with the uncomfortable pauses between songs. Now,…

— Fiona Apple

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

— Dave Chappelle

Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but more enjoyable.

— Jack Whitehall