Dog Quote by Alan Carr

Doing stand up helps - thinking on your feet definitely comes in handy when it's a live show.

— Alan Carr

Children? No, no, no. I struggle with a red setter.

— Alan Carr

I mean, seeing 10 very talented interior designers is not hard work - it's an absolute joy.

— Alan Carr

With Stand Up To Cancer, every penny goes to Cancer Research UK. You are playing with people's lives. I knew I needed to get…

— Alan Carr

I think I have got a lot better as an interviewer. I let people talk now which is something you need to do. At…

— Alan Carr

I don't like the attention that comes with TV.

— Alan Carr

It sounds like I work at Hallmark, but every day is a journey and you get better and that's the whole point of life.

— Alan Carr

I mean, I see the old interviews with Bette Davis or Joan Crawford, these characters clawed their way up - what stories.

— Alan Carr

A fortune-teller said my future lay in comedy.

— Alan Carr

I think TV in general is camp. 'X Factor' is camp, 'Strictly Come Dancing' is camp. Basically, an orange man comes down some stairs…

— Alan Carr

At school people laughed at me, not with me.

— Alan Carr

I'm old school, when I go on stage, I want every single person in that theatre to have the time of their life. I…

— Alan Carr