I'm a comedian. I can't get a spray tan. I can't get a weave. I can't get my teeth done. Can you… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
Doing stand up helps - thinking on your feet definitely comes in handy when it's a live show. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I mean, seeing 10 very talented interior designers is not hard work - it's an absolute joy. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
With Stand Up To Cancer, every penny goes to Cancer Research UK. You are playing with people's lives. I knew I needed to get… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I think I have got a lot better as an interviewer. I let people talk now which is something you need to do. At… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
It sounds like I work at Hallmark, but every day is a journey and you get better and that's the whole point of life. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I mean, I see the old interviews with Bette Davis or Joan Crawford, these characters clawed their way up - what stories. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I think TV in general is camp. 'X Factor' is camp, 'Strictly Come Dancing' is camp. Basically, an orange man comes down some stairs… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
