Hal Sparks

I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security.

— Hal Sparks

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

— Hal Sparks

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely…

— Hal Sparks

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

— Hal Sparks

People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic…

— Hal Sparks

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

— Hal Sparks

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up.

— Hal Sparks

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

— Hal Sparks

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

— Hal Sparks

The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history.

— Hal Sparks

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

— Hal Sparks

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to…

— Hal Sparks

Someone needs to remind American CEOs that if you can't run a company that is innovative, financially sound and doesn't poison the…

— Hal Sparks

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

— Hal Sparks

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Unlike being in a band or a play or…

— Hal Sparks

I'm a futurist.

— Hal Sparks

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

— Hal Sparks

Other kids would sneak out of the house to go to parties and do untoward things. I was sneaking out to do…

— Hal Sparks

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in…

— Hal Sparks

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in…

— Hal Sparks

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

— Hal Sparks

If I have anything, it's tenacity.

— Hal Sparks

Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but…

— Hal Sparks

I like struggle.

— Hal Sparks

Tori Amos had a major influence on how I craft words in a song.

— Hal Sparks