Tim Heidecker

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

— Tim Heidecker

Abbott and Costello were huge for me as a very young person.

— Tim Heidecker

I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for…

— Tim Heidecker

In a crazy world where he would get nominated, I'd like to see Obama run against Herman Cain. That would be fantastic.…

— Tim Heidecker

Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the…

— Tim Heidecker

In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.

— Tim Heidecker

Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare!

— Tim Heidecker

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

— Tim Heidecker

“Have you ever wondered how to commit human sacrifice and destroy all the evidence while having a delicious meal all at the…

— Tim Heidecker

There are a lot of young, well-educated, artistic people out there that like to be entertained.

— Tim Heidecker

That kind of language is what makes us laugh. Like, "Well, just eFax that to me, and I'll take a look at…

— Tim Heidecker

I want people to think about movies and how we watch them. Let them know it's okay to question the structure or…

— Tim Heidecker

Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that…

— Tim Heidecker

I don't really know, I was thinking about that the other day that there aren't a lot of younger up and comers…

— Tim Heidecker

I think comedy has to come from a real place. It has to come from an honest place.

— Tim Heidecker

There's probably some buried conservative inside of me, coming out like a little gremlin in my belly that I've suppressed. This is…

— Tim Heidecker

Just because we can shoot something that looks like a movie doesn't mean we should. Sometimes if something looks too good, it's…

— Tim Heidecker

Most books that come out with a comedy label seem to be, Eric [Wareheim] and I could have written, "This is our…

— Tim Heidecker

I was in a band in high school and college and I always had a love for music, but I didn't go…

— Tim Heidecker

I have been skeptical and not trusting of traditional models of the entertainment industry. I never got a manager.

— Tim Heidecker

It's never fun to read death threats.

— Tim Heidecker

Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or…

— Tim Heidecker

When you travel, specifically for our show, you get inspired by rest stops, Cracker Barrel. Middle-America people are perfect.

— Tim Heidecker

I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.

— Tim Heidecker

I always liked records that didn't explain themselves too well - ones that you had to listen a few times.

— Tim Heidecker