Drink Quote by Ed ONeill Download Open image “Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” — Ed ONeill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drink Pretty Women Ugly women
There's no such thing as ugly chicks...instead, there's such thing as not enough beer!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too… — Dick Masterson Copy Share Image
Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I always date girls with beer guts cause you know those bitches can party. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm very masculine! And I also have the common qualities that men have. But I've been living with Cathy for 15 years. That's a… — Ed ONeill Copy Share Image
I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for me to do. They also didn't draft me because they thought… — Ed ONeill Copy Share Image
When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd… — Ed ONeill Copy Share Image
I used to say things like, My names not Al, you know? Not to the press, but to fans. My name is actually Ed.… — Ed ONeill Copy Share Image
Cathy is the only woman I was really in love with. Currently we are separated, but we are still close to each other. — Ed ONeill Copy Share Image
I started to teach social science for the sixth grade. I wasn't a teacher, but I had enough college lessons. I was a temporary… — Ed ONeill Copy Share Image
You never know what can happen to you when you earn a lot of money. I could have freaked-out, or put on grand airs,… — Ed ONeill Copy Share Image
Well, for one thing, for me, I don't exactly consider 'Modern Family' a sitcom, because it's single-camera. There's more location, so that's a little… — Ed ONeill Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Obediently, I squash into a corner with a glass of cider. A chalkboard menu declares that the special of the day is stargazy pie.… — Laura Madeleine Copy Share Image
I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
Before everyshow I do like a thousand... I drink ten glasses of water! — Jonas Brothers Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
