Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I always date girls with beer guts cause you know those bitches can party.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink… — Rennie Ellis Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image