Jennifer Armintrout

If I venture into the water in a bikini, the sight of my melanin-deficient Michigan belly might attract beluga whales. Sure, I…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Its far easier to brush off death if the death in question seems impossible or improbable as a personal threat.

— Jennifer Armintrout

Occasionally, the horrors of life in North Korea do show up in our American satire.

— Jennifer Armintrout

Because Melissa McCarthy actually is a fat woman, she isnt allowed to make brash statements about body acceptance. She has to apologize…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Every child deserves to see themselves in stories they can enjoy, but it isn't the place of white people to decide how…

— Jennifer Armintrout

I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you.

— Jennifer Armintrout

It was the damnedest thing, life. Once you decide exactly how things are going to go, something or someone comes along and…

— Jennifer Armintrout

“You know, there comes a time in everyone's life when they have to carefully examine the goals they've set for themselves. When…

— Jennifer Armintrout

“I glanced down at the dumbbel and pictures it flying across the room- at his face. But it was sch a nice…

— Jennifer Armintrout

I'd never been a good damsel in distress. I was a "hands-on" damsel.

— Jennifer Armintrout

“What?” I whined, and tried to push his hands away. He cursed and gripped me tighter. “Wake up!” he yelled. When I…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Social media reactions to celebrity death have taken on a predictable pattern: an outpouring of shock with expressions of grief, followed by…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Our cultural discussion of fat bodies and how we clothe them has nothing to do with health concerns, the obesity epidemic, or…

— Jennifer Armintrout

I'm sorry I'm not more cultured. I'll watch PBS. And cut people open for fun. Will that be better? Will you be…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Let the meek have the kingdom of heaven. The strong shall rule on earth.

— Jennifer Armintrout

If you're afraid of something, face it. Fear is irrational. The only way to conquer your fear is to stand next to…

— Jennifer Armintrout

It's far easier to brush off death if the death in question seems impossible or improbable as a personal threat.

— Jennifer Armintrout

“The fork fell from my fingers, splatterng mashed potatoes across the table. I mustered my best "ice princess" look at met his…

— Jennifer Armintrout

“What happened to your face?" "What happened to yours?" I retorted. "You look like a damn Oompa Loompa. You should lay off…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Not one person would admit that they didn't want me to wear a bikini because of their aesthetic preference - a preference…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Writers generally get into writing because they want to write, not because they want to be independent publishers, and you can't really…

— Jennifer Armintrout

No one's place in this world is guaranteed. Not everyone is going to get a happy ending. But life isn't about how…

— Jennifer Armintrout

One minute she acts like she wants to be with me and I'm the one rejecting her. The next, she's got this…

— Jennifer Armintrout

Well, I always did want to go out in a Braveheart kind of way. I'll just have to think of something cool…

— Jennifer Armintrout

“Then I smiled at her, right before I grbbed a handful of copper hair and yanked her out of the chair. Screw…

— Jennifer Armintrout