Bars Quote by Gerard Way

Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!...

— Ashley Purdy

I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success,…

— Tom DeLonge

I used to go to the pub every day and drink five pints of beer and then think, 'What is it that's making me…

— Gregg Wallace

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

— Johnny Damon

“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too…

— Dick Masterson

See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.

— Mickey Lolich

“human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally,…

— Michael Hopkins

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

— Henry Lawson

I have a beer belly.

— Christy Turlington

I drink a lot of beer.

— Eric Bischoff

I hate to say this, but if you drink a couple of beers sometimes, it makes your work-out easier.

— Hulk Hogan

“What do I do to remain lean or lose the excess fat I have?” then this is it: stay away from carbohydrate-rich foods, and…

— Gary Taubes